i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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