I'm really into asian looking animals
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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