What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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