so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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