His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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