we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I fill condoms, not promises.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Randomize
