Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
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