I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So much Jack, so little girl.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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