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say what?
wanna hang out?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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