You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
