just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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