he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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