Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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