so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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