We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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