he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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