Christians are straight up FREAKS
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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