i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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