I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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