Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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