Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
too bad you live with your parents still
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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