i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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