Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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