The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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