Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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