I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
