Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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