I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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