the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
foreskin is a definite game changer
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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