Got a toothbrush?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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