At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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