lets start a swedish sibling band together
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
