Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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