I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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