He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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