Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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