Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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