We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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