Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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