Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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