haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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