Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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