I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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