Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I need to sanitize my soul.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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