honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
