somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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