is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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