my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dicks are not precious.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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