found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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