I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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