i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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