i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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