i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
