Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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