no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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