i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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