dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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